Titles that make you go hmmm…

Posted 2.13.2020 | Thursday
categories: Funny Book News

There is nothing I love more than something that bucks the normal. Which probably explains my age and choice of a Mohawk as a hair style. Moving on… today let’s talk about weird book titles, the kind that make you wonder WTF?

  1. Goblinproofing One’s Chicken Coop: And Other Practical Advice in Our Campaign Against the Fairy Kingdom: (2012) This makes me wonder… are goblins a particularly pressing problem among chicken keepers?
  2. How To Survive a Robot Uprising: (2018) Is this an imminent threat?
  3. The Deer-Smellers of Haunted Mountain: (1921) I don’t even know where to start with this one.
  4. People Who Don’t Know They’re Dead: How They Attach Themselves to Unsuspecting Bystanders and What to Do About It by Gary Leon Hill People Who Don’t Know They’re Dead: (2005) Maybe I don’t ever want to leave my house again.
  5. Old Age, Its Cause and Prevention: (1912) Um… nature? Maybe a guide on vampirism?
  6. Electricity in Gynecology: (1909) I don’t want to know. At all.
  7. How To Live With An Idiot: Clueless Creatures and the People Who Love Them: (2009) This one might actually be handy!
  8. Teach Your Wife to Be a Widow: (1953) Uh, what?!
  9. How to Poo on a Date: The Lovers’ Guide to Toilet Etiquette: (2014) This requires a specialized guide?
  10. Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School: (2003) I can’t. I just can’t.

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