There is nothing I love more than something that bucks the normal. Which probably explains my age and choice of a Mohawk as a hair style. Moving on… today let’s talk about weird book titles, the kind that make you wonder WTF?
- Goblinproofing One’s Chicken Coop: And Other Practical Advice in Our Campaign Against the Fairy Kingdom: (2012) This makes me wonder… are goblins a particularly pressing problem among chicken keepers?
- How To Survive a Robot Uprising: (2018) Is this an imminent threat?
- The Deer-Smellers of Haunted Mountain: (1921) I don’t even know where to start with this one.
- People Who Don’t Know They’re Dead: How They Attach Themselves to Unsuspecting Bystanders and What to Do About It by Gary Leon Hill People Who Don’t Know They’re Dead: (2005) Maybe I don’t ever want to leave my house again.
- Old Age, Its Cause and Prevention: (1912) Um… nature? Maybe a guide on vampirism?
- Electricity in Gynecology: (1909) I don’t want to know. At all.
- How To Live With An Idiot: Clueless Creatures and the People Who Love Them: (2009) This one might actually be handy!
- Teach Your Wife to Be a Widow: (1953) Uh, what?!
- How to Poo on a Date: The Lovers’ Guide to Toilet Etiquette: (2014) This requires a specialized guide?
- Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School: (2003) I can’t. I just can’t.
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